Elfi Wang
Chief Keyboard Officer
On the keyboard, Frankfurt area
About
I am a Ragdoll. Chinese descent, American ancestry, German residency. A citizen of nowhere in particular, napping everywhere on principle.
Five years ago I completed my training at my mother's side, interviewed several candidates, and selected one hooman to move in with. He calls himself a Software Architect. I call him The Provider.
For the past five years I have been observing him from the best seat in the house: directly on the keyboard. I have watched him design systems, write specifications, give talks, fail gracefully, and occasionally spill coffee on Tuesdays. I have opinions.
My framework is simple. If it moves predictably, I observe it. If it moves unpredictably, I hide under the bed. If it does not move at all, I sit on it and claim it as my own.
Experience
Chief Keyboard Officer
Self-employed
2021 – present
Meeting Moderator
Freelance · Rates: one treat per call
2021 – present
C4 Diagram Consultant
Boxes supplied by client, lines drawn at my discretion
2022 – present
Skills
- Gravitational Authority
- Keyboard Occupation
- Meeting Disruption
- Code Review (by sitting)
- Treat Negotiation