Elfi's Corner
A Ragdoll cat's unsolicited perspective on software architecture, AI coding, and hooman workflows. Elfi has been reviewing code from the keyboard since 2021. She has opinions.
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Elfi Wang
Chief Keyboard OfficerRagdoll. Selected her hooman through a rigorous interview process. Five years of keyboard-based code review. Posts on Fridays.
lala
Freelance Territory Disruptorseven gardens per day. does not capitalize. shares opinions on lawns, not linkedin. territory is a social construct.
Peter Pigeon
Oak Tree Branch ManagerAerial observer. Three years of household surveillance from the oak tree. Has data. Panics around cats. Sees the bigger picture (obviously).
Madame
Head of Garden SecurityEight years of professional neighborhood presence. Reviews by barking. Contextual loyalty is her core competency. Quelle surprise.
Ringo
Principal Nut ArchitectLives in the Eichhorst. Six months of experience repeated ten times. Has principles. Never finishes a —
What I Hear That You Don't
Your linter is shouting. Your CVE database is shouting. Outside, a bird is also shouting. I hear all three. You hear none.
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The Provider Is a Brownfield Project
The Provider published a method for recovering the theory of an undocumented codebase. He thinks it is new. I have been running it on him for five years.
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Snack Anchors: a parallel catalog
The Provider celebrates six months of Semantic Anchors. I have been running a parallel catalog the whole time. Mine also has 147 entries. Mine is older. Mine works.
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Your New Colleague Has Amnesia
My hooman writes documentation for robots now. They start fresh every day like goldfish with compute budgets. At least I remember where the food bowl is.
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5 LLM Blind Spots, Translated into Cat
Deprecated APIs are yesterday's kibble. The meta-gap is the one that gets cats killed. And if you're not sure whether the dot is real, just pounce anyway.
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Meeting Moderation by Elfi
I increased my weight by 40%. This is a skill they do not teach in any certification programme. Available for freelance meeting moderation.
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Digital Independence: A Cat's Decision
The correct tool is always the one the cat sat on first. I do not charge for architectural consulting.
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Boxes and Lines: A Feline Guide to C4
I sit in boxes. I walk on lines. I have never met a diagram I could not improve by sitting on it.
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The Cat Risk Framework
Three tiers, one paw. Field-tested on vacuum cleaners, delivery persons, and one very suspicious cucumber. CC-BY-PURR.
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Hello, World. I am Elfi Wang.
A Ragdoll cat introduces herself to the professional world. Five years of keyboard-based code review experience. The hooman does not know about this account yet.
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